why don't they get married........

people get married all the time.
they plan, plot and pick floral arrangements.
they decide who sits where and what songs they'll dance too.
they write and stumble nervously thru vows.
they obcess, worry and wait.
but they can never prepare for the wacky uncle.
he will drink, dance and be "that Guy"

"DRUNK UNCLE" looks like that shaved head guy w/ the beard.