Monday, August 14, 2006

totally awesome vs get rad or die trying

You’re only as a strong as your greatest weakness…..

Badminton has historically been the measurement to settle all disputes.
The Ancient Pre-bronze era civilizations of Central America would host games of mortal consequence.
Winners would be immortalized in cave paintings as exalted deities. Losers would be systematically sacrificed and subject to drink the blood of there fallen team members.

The Great Wall of China was recently proven to be the Net for timeless feuds of ancient China vs nomadic adversaries of Hunnic, Mongol and Turkic invaders.

Other great feuds settled upon the bloody fields of badminton………


Leprechaun’s vs ninjas
the Lifetime channel vs the 1980 Super bowl champion Pittsburg Steelers
Military time vs Guatemalan high mountain gorilla
Count Chocula vs Ru Paul
Ranch dressing vs Bill Gates


totally awesome vs get rad or die trying

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