the bible, the phone book and the internet

story telling.
some of the most interesting people are the best storytellers.
a joke is only funny if it's told by a great story teller.
if you can sell a joke you can sell yourself.

a parrot can tell a joke. but it's only funny when the parrot tells it well.

so i've taken it upon myself to write some jokes.
i just need you guys to come thru w/ some punchlines.........


a robot baby; a caveman and a zombie walk into a bar...............

how many lesbian softball players does it take too install a cable modem

what has 8 arms, a solar panel, an eye-patch and a myspace account...........


knock knock ..........who's there?.........you are...........you are who? ......you are a FUCKFACE