here comes tiffany..........

WOW.

Tiffany was down w/ the crew in the "back in the day" type shit
she went to S.F. a.k.a "SUCKA FREE" like 6 years ago.
she thought "Hey, i'm cool. i like denim. i like bagels. maybe somewhere in S.F. there was a place that also loved denim and bagels.
she did. she found the temperture "calvin" . and a dog named "BAXTER"

She's been gone so long we thought maybe she forgot about us.
the only thing we forgot was how tight tiff really is......

in the spirit of TIFF. here's the TOP 10 TALES OF TIFF TIGHT'NESS


Tiffany is the first person to let you know that "she's talking"
and when she's talking. you better not be talking.

she also invented the common phrase "if i don't eat soon i'm going to die"
as long as i've known Tiffany she has never died.

she loves denim. her street name is the "DENIMANIAC"

she introduced me to the movie BOTTLEROCKET.

she knows an old lady who got electructued while she was nude in the shower. and it burnt her boob.

she has a brother named TODD. for real

she was wearing cowboy boots before you

she went to school w/ Mila Jovavitch

her mom married a guy named STEVE. now she talks too STEVE all the time.

Tiffany is very awesome.