CULTURE CLUB.........

cracking eggs before they hatch
subtitled french in chicken scratch
buying vowels in morse code
naked truths where lies get sold
cheap suits and candy bars
false teeth and greeting cards
smelling, yelling black sore throat
oragami paper boat
fresh water or volcanic ash
u.v light with vintage trash
first base, second base and last in line
and always, always last in line.


the curse of the "COLD HEARTED SNAKE"

today i spent way too much time trying to find that Paula Abdul video where she jumps on the back of the chair.
anyway, i never found it.

but i did manage to completely smash my penis off on a chair while playing badmitton.

if any one can tell me which Paula Abdul video has the cold hearted snake chair stunt in it wins a box of NERDS.

i promise. send me your adress. and i will send real goddamn mail. w/ zipcodes, stamps and bad tasting envelopes.