NON-FICTIONARY

I spoon-fed birthday cake to a dinosaur.
I imagined I was weightless and accompanied by mermaids
Left handed guitars solos sounded left
The world fattest kid got strike by lightening today
He had stolen test answer from a ham radio transmission
purchase was mandatory on the rockpile
i have seen you kind before.
and the results were dreadful
religion felt like wet boots
awkward and clumsy
Daryl hall had married john oats on a satelite
it's not gay if it's in space
you whispered something.