small talk , big talk
you spend a huge part of each day engaging in "small talk"
how about the conversation w/ the starbucks cashier.
or the banter w/ the barista.
"how's it going?"
it's time to start taking some risks.
small talk is now all about "BIG TALK"
that's right. start stepping it up w/ these "one timer's"
barista
how are you doing today?
you.
great. thanks for asking. do you want to be my secret santa? let's exchange emails?
what's your biggest fear? i love pizza, but i can't speak itallian. i have never solved a rubiks cube. do you have any embarassing tattoos? let me guess you weight.
barista
"WOW. i'm not sure where you want me to start w/ that one?"
you.
"well, listen hear K-FED. if your gonna ask the tough questions. get ready for the tough answers. "
this might be a good time to posture up into a serious B-BOY STANCE. ask if he really wants too "GO THERE"
then when it get's awkward say............
"DAMN SON"
HIP-HOP extreme gangster make-over challange has begun.
maybe you remember this POSE?
how about the conversation w/ the starbucks cashier.
or the banter w/ the barista.
"how's it going?"
it's time to start taking some risks.
small talk is now all about "BIG TALK"
that's right. start stepping it up w/ these "one timer's"
barista
how are you doing today?
you.
great. thanks for asking. do you want to be my secret santa? let's exchange emails?
what's your biggest fear? i love pizza, but i can't speak itallian. i have never solved a rubiks cube. do you have any embarassing tattoos? let me guess you weight.
barista
"WOW. i'm not sure where you want me to start w/ that one?"
you.
"well, listen hear K-FED. if your gonna ask the tough questions. get ready for the tough answers. "
this might be a good time to posture up into a serious B-BOY STANCE. ask if he really wants too "GO THERE"
then when it get's awkward say............
"DAMN SON"
HIP-HOP extreme gangster make-over challange has begun.
maybe you remember this POSE?
posted by Why don't you marry it at
11:34 PM
4 Comments:
blowing it
extream blowing it. you should be sponsered for blowing it. you hert my face because you are blowing it so bad. my farts wont even come anywhere close to you because you are blowing it so bad. ALERT!ALERT!ALERT! HURICANE SPEED WINDS from you blowing it so bad.
sorry, i forgot you are probably one of those guys who has a girlfriend and other friends and dry weather to go skaate and fun things to do and a life. why does every one of my friends get to have a girl and i get poop. all i want is in and out or maybe a tight burrito. MANTOOTH HEARTS YOU
i meant in and out like INnOUT burgers. and tight burrito sounds like something crazy too but i meant from a real mexican joint... really i swear.
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