the job interview

i still can't name the first 5 presidents in order of appearence.
i still don't know my MOMs birthday.
the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are all my character references.
how about that for "NAUGHTY and NICE"


my most marketable skills are.........
my ability to comunicate w/ animals.
black and white are not colors. they are values.
problem solving, people skills. classicaly trained NAVY SEAL .
flame retardent exo-skeleton



i'm apologizing in advance for my poor listening skills.
avoiding eye contact is so "cutting edge".
my weaknesses are what make me interesting.









































































































































TRUNK SHOW

in a past life i had know idea what a trunk show was.
i can only imagine the name originates from GYPSYS. that millions of years ago they nomadiclly travled the lands selling there wares. fending off rival pirate gypsys, disease, poor cell phone signals and the giant tusks of wooly mamoths.