my mother told me never.......

my very eager sister just served us nine pickels
mercury. venus. "e?" saturn. jupiter. uranus. neptune. pluto.

my mother told me so many things.

i'm not really sure which ones to believe......

1. with great power comes great responsibilty
2. always lift up and put the toilet seat down when your done w/ your business
3. you can't put 10 gallons of shit in a 5 pound bag
4. treat others as you wish to be treated
5. never look in a womans purse
6. you got to know when to hold em'. know when to fold em'
7. reading books is for NERDS and FAGGOT's.
8. always violently honk your horn and FLIP-OFF a school bus of children.
9. fighting dirty is mandatory when the streets are tough.
10. go to move is choke-out. then knee to the bean-bag. too eye gouge. if your opponent is still alive and ready to brawl he is a T-2000 and all bets are off.