PERMission

living la vida loca.
perm invented several dances. maca raena, cabbage patch, tango and the super bowl shuffle. he invented a new dance exclusivley for the military. it's called "CLASSIFIED"
you know the song by R.E.M. "everybody hurts". perm hurt everybody and then wrote a song about it. then he sold it to R.E.M.
perm lives in the future. he is 3 minutes ahead of everyone. he pooped in your refridgerator and learned spanish before you even got home.
there is 4 types of time. military, 12 hour, hammertime and perm time. guess what time it is?
st. patricks day is about leprechauns. perm drinks the blood of a leprechuan. it's not green. it's red. fuck you leprechuan.
perm believes that children are the future. teach them well and let them lead the way. show them all the beauty they poecess inside. fuck you whitney houston. perm is the future.
perm called jerry bruckhiemer "jerry fuckhiemer" and they made a movie about it. you saw it. "PERMAGEDDON"
that is not your shadow behind you. it's perms shadow about to "KALI MA SHOCK Tee DAY" your throat off.
perm invented the text message, the internet, ranch dressing, boobs, doppler radar and the cowbell.
perm has a list of everyones ass he needs to beat. it is called the Census
G.P.S ... GLOBAL POSISTIONING SYSTEM was originally named GLOBAL PERM SYSTEM.
perm copyrighted the letter "W". try surfing the internet w/ out the"W" . he gets paid everytime.
perms is so "HOT" the sun is jealous.