JERRY BRUCKHIEMER vs

M. NIGHT SHAMALAN
if you were interested in making a film.
make sure it would be great. make sure it would be about your life. that it was very self indulgent. that there were atleast 2 car chases, 13 explosions and full frontal nudity.
and that all the actors and actresses were beautiful. and that they smelled good. shiney hair white teeth. that they alway were pretty even when they were sleeping
make sure it would be on be on the LIFETIME CHANNEL.
it would have to very dramatic.
make sure that your role would be played by Tracy Gold, Meredith Baxter Birney or Timothy Busfield.

make sure it would have a a trick ending.

people only remeber movies w/ trick endings.