scientific fact.............

FACT..............people age slower underwater.
FACT..............if you sneeze w/ your eyes open. an angel will lose it's car keys
FACT.............cleverness is contaigous. spread lies about some one right now.
FACT............go to your co-workers computer. look up nasty porn sites. then run away.
FACT.............beauty is subjective. surround youself w/ ugly, smelly people.
FACT.............always blame farting on the dog.
FACT.............AMISH people live happier lives because they are allergic too zippers and cellphones
FACT..............peacocks can hold there breath for weeks at a time. it's called death
FACT.............Babies and animals should be held accountable for there actions. duhh
FACT...............CANADA DRY . Canada is niether DRY or WET it is just fucking cold.
FACT.................the internet killed the library. the librarian is now an alcaholic .
FACT.............the bird flu propaganda was created by the same people that brought you MARCH OF THE PENGUINS...that movie sucked and so do you.