circle yes or no

maybe you always wanted to have a mustache, learn to ride a unicycle, karate chop a 2 x 4 in half, flip off a cop, put a lightbulb in the microwave, cheat at monopoly, tell racist jokes and not feel bad, dine and ditch, make-up a secret language. of course you always wanted too lie at your highschool reunion. maybe tell them what ever you wanted. maybe you were a cosmonaut, a mexican soap opera star or an animal physcic. just make sure to make it the best lie you ever told. you will be graded on how awesome your lie is. this is the only test in your big dumb fat life that counts. make it count.
Vampire Lesbian and president of Awesomeville.

"Y NOT" is TONY backwards

every once in a while it's just alot easier to say "why not". you can't always have the correct answer. sometimes the insult you wanted too scream when you cornered the highschool bully slips your tounge. or that clever line that escapes you when you were trying to close the deal w/ the girl w/ the tribal tattoo on her boob at the bar last week. it's easier for everyone to just say "FUCK IT" or "What ever dude". you want to be cutting edge............huh fatty.........."Y-NOT!!!" here's to the dudes pulling the why not's......

Blackbox vs Planet Beer

Scientists agree that the Earth is 91.2% water. Sure it has all sorts of other attractive features. Hell with out the Earth the universe would never have ranch dressing, dirty Amish porn mags, brail, fanny packs, bingo grandmas, chronic the hemp hog t-shirts and probably the Pointer Sisters "Neutron Dance". The only difference between Earth and the Planet Beer is that Planet Beer is covered in 93.6 % beer. Good thing my work found the only bowling alley on the Planet Beer. Scientists however still can't agree on the exact equation for Sketchiness. Except there is good chance it involves beer.

island view, olive juice

salt n' pepa told everyone one a long time ago "PUSH IT". not much later they again adressed everyone and told them "PUSH IT REAL GOOD!!". we can all pretend we didn't hear them and just keep on with our daily business. or we can all just get serious and ..............