Blackbox vs Planet Beer

Scientists agree that the Earth is 91.2% water. Sure it has all sorts of other attractive features. Hell with out the Earth the universe would never have ranch dressing, dirty Amish porn mags, brail, fanny packs, bingo grandmas, chronic the hemp hog t-shirts and probably the Pointer Sisters "Neutron Dance". The only difference between Earth and the Planet Beer is that Planet Beer is covered in 93.6 % beer. Good thing my work found the only bowling alley on the Planet Beer. Scientists however still can't agree on the exact equation for Sketchiness. Except there is good chance it involves beer.