circle yes or no

maybe you always wanted to have a mustache, learn to ride a unicycle, karate chop a 2 x 4 in half, flip off a cop, put a lightbulb in the microwave, cheat at monopoly, tell racist jokes and not feel bad, dine and ditch, make-up a secret language. of course you always wanted too lie at your highschool reunion. maybe tell them what ever you wanted. maybe you were a cosmonaut, a mexican soap opera star or an animal physcic. just make sure to make it the best lie you ever told. you will be graded on how awesome your lie is. this is the only test in your big dumb fat life that counts. make it count.
Vampire Lesbian and president of Awesomeville.