Santa's Corpse discovered ......

they found santa’s corpse. under a cardboard box. by the Costco.

the beard was authentic. and the list was long and hateful.
we built a ladder. out of bad R&B records. it poked through the cumulus.
and cast a shadow on the broadest rings of Saturn.
the sound would be heard forever. and all the echoes would sleep soundly.
it felt like the first time. just like foreigner had predicted.
counting on something seemed like the only way to keep his eyes open
they didn’t much care for the origin of the world. more like the origin of the word.

sometimes Art seems like the best idea you've ever had. Whew!!!