smells like TEEN SPIRITS

OPERATOR: hello, this is a collect call from the 80's.

YOU: yes?

OPERATOR: so...do you accept the charges?

YOU: Giddy up!



CAT FORGIEN POLICY version 2.0

this one goes out too all the kittens around the world...........
the ones chasing strings, butterflies and taking frequent sunshine soaked naps.
you are making all the right decisions.
while I'm text messaging and losing my temper in over caffeinated distress.
your out celebrating. getting crucial. being useful.
stop being your dumb self.
go pet more cats.
and if you think you don't like cats.
your just a professional liar. and a dick.