the job interview

i still can't name the first 5 presidents in order of appearence.
i still don't know my MOMs birthday.
the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are all my character references.
how about that for "NAUGHTY and NICE"


my most marketable skills are.........
my ability to comunicate w/ animals.
black and white are not colors. they are values.
problem solving, people skills. classicaly trained NAVY SEAL .
flame retardent exo-skeleton



i'm apologizing in advance for my poor listening skills.
avoiding eye contact is so "cutting edge".
my weaknesses are what make me interesting.









































































































































TRUNK SHOW

in a past life i had know idea what a trunk show was.
i can only imagine the name originates from GYPSYS. that millions of years ago they nomadiclly travled the lands selling there wares. fending off rival pirate gypsys, disease, poor cell phone signals and the giant tusks of wooly mamoths.

the STREETS

don charnow "CHILLING"

from a distance........

the world is blue and green...........
bette midler
from outer space it's a little more difficult to truly recognize our faults.
are human imperfections, the very same things that make us fragile . in turn make us strong.


i watched the new superman movie yesterday and i almost cried.
how about that for some KRYPTONITE.

things that rhyme w/ Knowing it.......

cloning it, owning it and most obviously

"BLOWING IT"

Tyra Banks is all about being "FIERCE"

well my friend MOOSE just reinvented "FIERCE". he took the word and put some serious "MOOSE JUICE" on it.

on spinal tap thier amps went up to 11.
MOOSE's antlers only start at 11 and go to a million.
Moose embraces danger. scoffs at challange. and celebrates diversity all w/ unequaled abandon.
he can wear a cape and pull it off. not because he is super. but because you are "BUSTED"
http://iammantooth.blogspot.com/


this guy.



















one of these 4 people in the photo is currently filming a reality show for MTV.