dorothy

i got a kitten for my birthday.
i've always wanted a kitten.
her name is Dorothy.
after my Grandma.
my Grandma is on my TOP 3 people of all time list.

36 chambers

shameless plug.


last night was my Birthday. i turned 36.
36. WU-TANG has 36 chambers. and then there's the 3 -6 MAfia.
i think all these references to 36 in RAP and HIP-HOP can mean only one thing.

and i'm sure everyone in the BLOG-O-SPHERE knows the answer.

XTREME HIP-HOP MAKE-OVER challange.

maybe that means i should get a Diamond Studded Grill.
a ghetto Ol' english style tattoo on my stomach that says "MUGGS LIFE"
market an energy drink. launch a clothing brand. buy a sports franchise
start a rap fued w/ MC MANTOOTH or the SINISTER PRIMEMINISTER PETE NICE.
EASTSIDE, vs WESTSIDE . O-SIDE.

time travel

back to the future.
time travel.

i've adressed time travel severeal times in my BLOG.
i've also addressed cookies, religion, boobs, pizza, morrissey, invisibility, sleeping, secret languages,
dogs, clowns, ninjas, science, cowboy boots, bruce springsteen. electromagnetic fields,
celebrities, the amish, shadows, infinity and color theory.

i have ambitious dreams about the whole month of November.
it's going to be huge for why don't you marry it.

enjoy some serious time travel

some serious malfunctions are afoot.

total eclipse

i want to thank the solar system.
i want to thank a piece of cardboard w/ a pinhole in it
i want to thank the music makers
cheers to being dissapointing

i'm going to try a little harder to come thru w/ some serious mediocre stuff.
i'm gonna start taking some risks again.

honk if you think LOST season 3 is the worst thing ever.

HONK HONK

take pride in your appearence

take pride in this project.
take the long way. stop and leave some fingerprints.
i've really let the dishes pile up.


i feel pretty disappointed in my comitment to the crusade of non-sense.
ive' put a piece of cardboard w/ a pinhole in it too watch an eclipse.
i was starting to get scared of my own shadow for awhile there.

i was worried about what was happening.
i need to throw out a few more "Hail MAry's" .

but i'm ready to take some risks again.

so i thought i'd start out by making a heartfelt promise.

i still haven't figured it out.

but if my promise was set to music it would sound like a very awesome Kelly Clarkson song.

FOS.

is a risk taker.
he will eat an entire bag of licorice in one day.

class of 2006

sweet valley high
beverly hills 0U812
feeding birthday cake to dinosaurs
zombie highschool
number 2

marrying

play it in fast fwd

things to do before i'm dead

RIDE a segway

An appearance on ELLEN DEGENARES. Ideally completely nude

Come to grips w/ my fear of vacuums, cupboards and small boats

Hold a lit piece peice of dynamite in my hand.

Handcraft and make my own signature wooden clog.

Cheat death, taxes and at tetris

Get my face on the dollar bill

Make peace w/ the catholic faith. And project a guilt-free existence.

Find the Shroud of turrin, the ark of the covenant and learn to yodel

string a banmitton raquet and wrestle a wild boar too submission.

Get drunk and fight a leprechaun.

Invent and discover a new color. and a new vowel

Create a new genre of music.

get a THUG-LIFE tattoo on my chest

Deliver myself in a box via UPS too Alaska

Become Americas most wanted.