why don't you marry it: July 2006

birthday song. sing it w/ feeling

people only sing it too you once every 365 days.
make sure they say it w/ feeling. w/ heart and w/ gusto.
if they suck at it, or throw the "you look like a monkey..............and you smell like one too" bull shit
say ......."you know what, FUCK THAT!! this is my Birthday. sing it like you mean it"

here we are making it count for james.

23 candles

ROY ORBISON..............in dreams............

one thousand leauges

DISCLAIMER

creative disclaimer

i'm sick and i'm tired of the picture "KYBOSH"

so going fwd. i will have my wacky, witty and cutting edge horse shit as seperate crap.
and then pics will be stand alone awesome'ness

SPARK IT OFF

my mother told me never.......

my very eager sister just served us nine pickels
mercury. venus. "e?" saturn. jupiter. uranus. neptune. pluto.

my mother told me so many things.

i'm not really sure which ones to believe......

1. with great power comes great responsibilty
2. always lift up and put the toilet seat down when your done w/ your business
3. you can't put 10 gallons of shit in a 5 pound bag
4. treat others as you wish to be treated
5. never look in a womans purse
6. you got to know when to hold em'. know when to fold em'
7. reading books is for NERDS and FAGGOT's.
8. always violently honk your horn and FLIP-OFF a school bus of children.
9. fighting dirty is mandatory when the streets are tough.
10. go to move is choke-out. then knee to the bean-bag. too eye gouge. if your opponent is still alive and ready to brawl he is a T-2000 and all bets are off.

time travel

time travel is "super hot"
there a several ways to conduct time travel.
one way is too ......

1. take pictures of yourself in front of old stuff. maybe you holding an old newspaper w/ a super old date on it.

2. take a baby photo of you and put it in front of a spaceship. then take a picture of you as a baby in front of a spaceship.

tell your friends that you have seen the future. and it was an exhausting journey. make sure your all sweaty and stuff. tell them that in the future there arm has been chopped off and replaced w/ a robotic claw. that they drive a P.T.Crusier. and that there fat and bald.

you will also tell them that the 2o06' SLOPPY JOE BATTLE was a stupid idea. and they will agree.

06' SLOPPY JOE BATTLE

we held this years first annual SLOPPY JOE SLOP-OFF 06
each contestant started w/a blank canvas.
there were some simple rules....

1. each JOE must eat the whole sandwich
2. no JOE can eat there sandwich upside down
3. once the shit is on the canvas it can not be eaten or altered

may the SLOPPIEST JOE loose/win

forward thought vs reverse engineering

two steps forward .............two steps back.......
we come together cause opposites atrract
it ain't fiction it's a natural thing.

paula abdul. paula is a reoccuring theme with in my BLOG.

she danced w/ an animated wolf, arsenio hall and had intercourse w/ emilio esteves.

HOMIE-o-pathic healing

HOMIEOPATHIC energy

this joint goes out to my amigo in P-TOWN.
keep on keep'in on.
when life gives you LEMONS. take a shot of tequila
it takes more than some LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT AB AB UP DOWN UP DOWN shit too take the MOOSE out.
this is some JOHN HUGHES shit.
i'm talking about throwing some serious PRETTY in PINK shit.
mooses antlers are made of teflon.
that's right. nothing sticks.
just try too sprinkle some salt on there.
put some HATER-ADE on there. nope

riding dirty.......

i'm drinking gin and juice,
one for the money two for the bitches, three to get ready and four too hit the switches.
C.R.E.A.M "cash rules everything around me"
ghost ride the whip.