Monday, February 25, 2008

youth sounds like "the carpenters"



i'm not sure much has changed since 1974
my youth sounds like the carpenters
corduroy and polyester are the set for the show
the television hissed out maybe 4 primitive channels
you chased cookies and thought about what Richard Scary knew.
why was he was the smartest ever. he drew pictures that meant something.
cat's painted portraits w/ berets. giraffes drove double decker buses.
i was pretty sure that was all that was important. i figured out shortly after that religion was on the same page. foolish fantasy. maybe jesus, the immaculate conception and noah's ark were inspired by a forgotten Richard Scary manuscript. it seemed as realistic as that raccoon dressed up as Canadian mounted police. maybe the bible would be better played by owls and rhino's.



pretty soon after, i got wind of this dude.



this was free floating nonsense. maybe you thought it had a name.
it sure felt right. as if each line was from your pencil.
i think i felt even more a kindred spirit when i found out he too was a complete
BI-POLAR dickhead, hard boozing and a womanizer.
who would have thought.

www.shelsilverstein.com







Sunday, February 17, 2008

i'll rule the whole fucking universe!!!!!

it's warm even

Duo Fantasy

i can't generate explosive cutting edge content anymore.

www.southerngentlemen.com
www.shefallsdownlikeaconcreterobot.com

my friends have really taken the BLOG game pretty seriously.
i got side tracked. my shallow stabs at clever word structure and the "non-sense dance" took backseat too good old fashion video. video killed the blog star. if you want to stop reading and start looking. get serious and tickle the keys too these BLOG guys. you might learn a few hot moves. peeing in bushes, fancy footwork a good old "ART ATTACK"




"the angle of my dangle, is proportionate too the heat of my meat."

my faith has been restored.

it's exciting too know that there are still truly evil villains left.
this guy , this one other dude .
but it's safe to say it's most exciting when some one truly reinvents the game.
ladies and gentlemen, i present too you the new arch-type for evil.
he has his own soundtrack. he haunts your daydreams. And cast the darkest shadows
over kittens. he's the boogie man and he's the dentist. if a hangover looked like a person it would be DANIEL PLAINVIEW .
your a pussy. FACT