life's tragedy. jesus's strategy

there biggest strength was there ability too grudge.
sir mix-a-lot's ghost shared a taco on a river boat.
the casino. and the vampire picnic.
adult contemporary rock had come full circle. it scared babies. and haunted the chapels.
gingivitis's was the name of the death metal band.
it was also the single word on his tombstone.

toad the wet sprocket.'
wrote a song on a harmonica called "the asshole's blues "



it was as unique as a snowflake. and painful as a high school musical
it felt like a wet t shirt contest at a library.
long overdue w/ " frisky business"
the kittens all wore sunglasses at the barn dance.
haunted by the clumsy fingerprint on cyberspace.
in the future. romantic comedies are endangered species.
never again will Harry meet Sally, there will never be a Wedding, a funeral or a best friends wedding.
sleep well knowing that some else has made worse decisions then you.