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bowel movement..................bowel movement............owl movement
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i used to really jump and jive around.
and really ruffle my clever feathers.
i had dreams of being a practicing and card carrying artfag.
like that guy. and every other creative native. oodles of doodles. and post-it notes. and inside jokes.
somewhere along the winding road i got extremely distracted.
i got to concerned w/ finding my fingerprints. i had too many influences. and i started to draw the same line that every other turkey did.

i wish i wasn't like that.

i wish i didn't have level 9 gingavitus
i wish i didn't get that bob marley tattoo
i wish i took more computer classes
i wish i invented the internet
i wish i new what nanotechnology was. and when i do find out what it is. i wish i invented it.
i wish when i was a baby i was born w/ a mustache

in our lifetime we will see some amazing crap. but you can go to sleep w/ an erection knowing that you will never drive a flying car.