birds of a feather......

one bad apple spoils the whole bunch
guilt by association
becareful what you wish for ..............
don't count your eggs before they hatch
wait one half hour after you eat before swimming

one day, and that day shall never come.........

i shall come to you and ask of a service.
but until that day. take this gesture as a sign of my gratitude on the day of my daughters wedding.

to do list...................

mantooth. moose and antler juice

somtimes the crucial puzzle piece is missing.
you have the whole puzzle solved. and it looks great. except that one section.

this one goes out to the MOOSE PIECE.
happy birthday...........J.WOOD

risk taker,

risk taker, heartbreaker, candlestick maker, earthquaker, milkshaker, new-age musicmaker

dogs have the distinct power .......

these guys, those guys, that guy

SHOUT OUT's

the next time you accept an award for break out NEW HIP-HOP artist at the SOURCE AWARDS you better come correct.
so be prepared to bring the correct'ness. never the wack'ness.

so i complied a brief cheat sheet if you will. sort of SHOUT OUTS for DUMMIES

first things first...........

thank GOD. he made it possible, he made you "blessed"
thanks too your MOM and DAD. thank the teacher that didn't forget you. and taught you "tough love" . thanks too the homie that is "Up -There" tell him that this is for him.
thank the love in your life. Thank the "game". thanks too the great masters.........Wierd Al, YOUNG M.C. and ERIK b. and don't forget Rahkim.

and most important don't foreget the HATERS. the haters make you seem legit. your "street cred" is only as LEGIT as the HATE that is on the street.

you made it.

so. w/ that out of the way..........

i want to thank.

THE EASTER BUNNY and SANTA CLAUS you are both N.O.T.W. my girl Heather B my love. i couldn't do this w/o you. my AMIGO Barth Waders down since day 1. too Skateboarding.... POR VIDA. my first love. KEEP ROLLING. to the S.D. HOMIES. and too the O.G. Miltown Hustlas, keeping 4 on the FLOOR in the 414. too MORRISSEY sharing LIFE, LOVE and LOSS. your the soundtrack to my life. and most importantly this goes out to the HATERS. you make every day a challange and joy. keep on HATING. thank you.


shout outs.

http://www.cuttingage.blogspot.com/
http://www.whateverdudeyourbusted.blogspot.com/
http://iammantooth.blogspot.com/

being awesome is exhausting

being awesome is exhausting.


first i can only be in one place at a time.
there are several theories.
alot of experts subscribe to the SANTA CLAUS therory.
meaning i can stop time. and report instantaneuosily w/ a certain level of accuracy to every single random act of awesome'ness. to assume that i'm officially present at every moment too some seems absurd. but then again, i'm awesome. and i can and have been present everytime the word has been mentioned. the word has been thought or projected.

then there are the experts that support the "RIPPLE EFFECT"
people w/ in a 2 mile radius of me. catch "SECOND HAND AWESOME'NESS". and inturn become contaigents or hosts for 3rd hand awesome'ness.


maybe the other and most abstract therory is that being awesome lives in a duality. meaning that we are equal parts AWESOME and BUSTED. similar too a YING and YANG. or in this case WANG.

then maybe i'm just BUSTED.

1. turn off the lights look in the mirror.
2. say the words "CANDY MAN, CANDY MAN, CANDY MAN"
3. if a sketchy dude w/ a hook for a hand and a velvet trench coat appears. immeadatley ask him if he wants. NERD ROPES, BIG LEAUGE CHEW, TOBOLERONE, KIT KAT or SOUR STRAWS.


blurry photos can easily be passed off as "ARTSY" . just ask an ART FAG.