why do birds suddenly appear?
birds have limitations.
they can only fly so high.
if not..... they might be flying in outerspace.
and then burning up upon re-entry.
everyone dreams of flying.
what the fuck do birds dream about?
perhaps............living in cubicles. pricing modest 4 door sedans. dreaming of starbucks.
hangovers. birds may fantasize about infomercicals, thermal socks. attractive fondue sets
next time you see a bird.
undress him w/ your eyes.
maybe say seductively.....
"Hey Bird..............what are your dreams, your aspirations, your goals. please share"
then the bird will throw a drink in your face.