Friday, May 05, 2006

why do birds suddenly appear?





birds have limitations.

they can only fly so high.

if not..... they might be flying in outerspace.
and then burning up upon re-entry.
everyone dreams of flying.
what the fuck do birds dream about?

perhaps............living in cubicles. pricing modest 4 door sedans. dreaming of starbucks.
hangovers. birds may fantasize about infomercicals, thermal socks. attractive fondue sets
next time you see a bird.
undress him w/ your eyes.
maybe say seductively.....

"Hey Bird..............what are your dreams, your aspirations, your goals. please share"

then the bird will throw a drink in your face.