Behind the music..........

TOUGH questions

i'm ready to ask the tough questions.




i'm ready to answer the tough questions.



i'm ready to cry on public television.



but only during a pledge drive.


who's gonna refuse a donation to a crying man?

ROMANTIC COMEDY

it's pretty safe to say everyone has food allergies.
that everyone is scared of something.
maybe if you went too 31 flavors. there is a really good chance you would be allergic to one of those flavors. maybe pistachio. maybe bubble gum lime sorbet. even lactose intolerant people get scared. LACTOSE vs LACOSTE...............FRENCH for ALIGATOR

RODS and CONES

it has been said "many times, many ways."
that dogs only see in BLACK and WHITE
that PRINCE only see's in PURPLE.

scientists have proven that images are projected onto our retena's upside down. then our rods and cones reverse the images. where they are registered and processed by the brain.

Bats have no vision. and use sonar to navigate. does that mean they hear things backwards. and then there ear drums play them forward.
scientists have also proven in a controled enviroment that HUEY LEWIS does not know the NEWS. coiencendence. i think not.
i asked santa for a SPELL CHECK for christmas.

he sent me a lump of "KOLE"

ironic.

thanks Alanis.



are you sick of BEER BONG photos yet?

circle Y or N

FAT CAMP.......................

Recieved a post card from an old friend.
a massive post card. like the size when you win the publishers clearing house check.
any way. he was at FAT CAMP.
it was written in code. a very advance and encrptyed code.
when it was read in a mirror. it reavealed a hidden message
just like when an ambulance is behind in your rear view mirror it says ECNALUBMA.
only this didn't say ambulance.
this said "SEND FOOD FAST. ONION RINGS. FROSTY's. BUFFALO WINGS. KRISPY KREMEs. MOCHA FRAPPACINO, IN-N-OUT BURGER w/ EXTRA SAUCE. ANIMAL STYLE"
i sent a massive postcard back...............