occupational hazzard

imagine you had a business. you would want a clever name. you would produce a quality product w/ unequaled customer service. the customer is always right.

risk management

From the moment you wake up. you are faced w/ tons of split second decisions. these are all very calculated risk accessments. Brush teeth or wrestle a crocodile. open wallet or drink a glass of hot lava. skateboarding is a quick series of risk decision making exercises. except you never know the out come. roll away unscathed or be stranded on burning pirate ship filled w/ bears.

DOG vs MAN vs COMPUTER vs INTERNET

people love photos of dogs. people love dogs. people love that they have teeth
and fur. that they can at any time go insane and decide they want to eat you.
go insane and pee on you. they could eat your computer. here's some dogs
just about to inject poison into computer through the web. becareful of dogs.

Sophisticated and Elegant

very cutting edge, avant garde, you know your on the fore front of something.
anytime your on the fore front of something you risk "Fronting"
David shown here demostrating "4 life".
Rygar demostrates "elegance" and "Sophistication" w/ Diet Coors
Noah exemplifies the cutting edge lifestyle. is this dangerous?

ZIMA JIHAD

when you look into the "Heart of Darkness" it looks, smells and sounds just like this.
The black moment is the moment when the real message of transformation is going to come. At the darkest moment comes the light. ~Joseph Campbell

All images Courtesy of the 06 Annual Taliban Christmas Card.

NEW YEARS EVE

SMELLS LIKE THIS.............logs, stale beer, bad breath, great breath, french frys, danger, video games, cigarettes, hangovers, excitement, lost money, resolutions, fighting, misunderstandings, liqour, making out, shots, beards, hairspray, red lights, lines at the restroom, strangers, freinds and jack-offs.

MAN CAMP VERSION 2.0

Here's a few more picks from MAN CAMP. dynamic conditions demand dynamic maneuvers.
here LARRY executes the agressive Board rub too transfer.
MANTOOTH navigates our course directly into the first layer of the sun. Lesbian air freshners.

MAN CAMP 05

last week i went on a trip w/ some freinds.
it was just like that time martin sheen took that long sketchy boat trip in the jungle.
he had to endure some tretcherous conditions but he did end up meeting Col. Kurtz.
it was just like that movie. But he didn't have to wear sweatpants for 24 hours, beer bong suicide zimas and give praise to the great troll spirit.
when you go on MAN CAMP 05'. you never come back the same.