If you love it so much...

remember when you were a kid and you would say "i don't shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up and then your mom comes around the corner and licks it up".

did your mom ever do that?


remember when you were a kid and you would say "who cares?"

did you care?


remember when you were a kid and you would say "i love darth vader"?

and your friend would say "why don't you marry it"?



well jackoffs, it's time to start marrying stuff.