PERMission

living la vida loca.
perm invented several dances. maca raena, cabbage patch, tango and the super bowl shuffle. he invented a new dance exclusivley for the military. it's called "CLASSIFIED"
you know the song by R.E.M. "everybody hurts". perm hurt everybody and then wrote a song about it. then he sold it to R.E.M.
perm lives in the future. he is 3 minutes ahead of everyone. he pooped in your refridgerator and learned spanish before you even got home.
there is 4 types of time. military, 12 hour, hammertime and perm time. guess what time it is?
st. patricks day is about leprechauns. perm drinks the blood of a leprechuan. it's not green. it's red. fuck you leprechuan.
perm believes that children are the future. teach them well and let them lead the way. show them all the beauty they poecess inside. fuck you whitney houston. perm is the future.
perm called jerry bruckhiemer "jerry fuckhiemer" and they made a movie about it. you saw it. "PERMAGEDDON"
that is not your shadow behind you. it's perms shadow about to "KALI MA SHOCK Tee DAY" your throat off.
perm invented the text message, the internet, ranch dressing, boobs, doppler radar and the cowbell.
perm has a list of everyones ass he needs to beat. it is called the Census
G.P.S ... GLOBAL POSISTIONING SYSTEM was originally named GLOBAL PERM SYSTEM.
perm copyrighted the letter "W". try surfing the internet w/ out the"W" . he gets paid everytime.
perms is so "HOT" the sun is jealous.

scientific fact.............

FACT..............people age slower underwater.
FACT..............if you sneeze w/ your eyes open. an angel will lose it's car keys
FACT.............cleverness is contaigous. spread lies about some one right now.
FACT............go to your co-workers computer. look up nasty porn sites. then run away.
FACT.............beauty is subjective. surround youself w/ ugly, smelly people.
FACT.............always blame farting on the dog.
FACT.............AMISH people live happier lives because they are allergic too zippers and cellphones
FACT..............peacocks can hold there breath for weeks at a time. it's called death
FACT.............Babies and animals should be held accountable for there actions. duhh
FACT...............CANADA DRY . Canada is niether DRY or WET it is just fucking cold.
FACT.................the internet killed the library. the librarian is now an alcaholic .
FACT.............the bird flu propaganda was created by the same people that brought you MARCH OF THE PENGUINS...that movie sucked and so do you.

JERRY BRUCKHIEMER vs

M. NIGHT SHAMALAN
if you were interested in making a film.
make sure it would be great. make sure it would be about your life. that it was very self indulgent. that there were atleast 2 car chases, 13 explosions and full frontal nudity.
and that all the actors and actresses were beautiful. and that they smelled good. shiney hair white teeth. that they alway were pretty even when they were sleeping
make sure it would be on be on the LIFETIME CHANNEL.
it would have to very dramatic.
make sure that your role would be played by Tracy Gold, Meredith Baxter Birney or Timothy Busfield.

make sure it would have a a trick ending.

people only remeber movies w/ trick endings.

4:19...............got a minute

dear Chronic the Hemp hog,
attention red, gold and green.
hello I-PATH
hi Bob Marley sticker
here's too you pot leaf tattoo
greetings GRASS
whats' cracking chronic sack
get in where you fit in. smoke weed, listen to reggae. let's do this.

GOTH's got BLACK
THE GAYS got PINK
RASTA dudes, they got RED, GOLD, GREEN

guess what i got. KHAKI.... KHAKI

KOOKY for KHAKI. TALIBAN for TAN.

600 FT MUSTACHE

there are millions of zones.
endzone. demilitarized zone. no parking zone, time zone,
cortizone. ozone, zone defense, climate zone.
just ask kenny loggins..........i think he could drawn you a pretty good map.
mapquest.........
1. go left
2. just below the hard deck
3. buzz the tower
4. welcome to the dangerzone


http://www.rhymezone.com/

bring a number 2 pencil..................there will be a quiz

PANGEA

approximetley 200 years ago the earth looked alot different. the continents and land masses were shaped very differently. the united states or as scientists refer to as "America" was shaped exactly like a huge taco. europe or where scientists refer to as "the place where everyone smokes and doesn't wear deoderant" was shaped like a bar bell. and well all the other shit was just fucked.
if you want proof go to google and type in "pangea is shaped like a huge taco".
see i told you.

ladies and gentlemen ..............rod stewart.

WES MANTOOTH vs RICH CRENSHAW

http://www.weeblackskelf.co.uk/cordsuit/
http://iammantooth.blogspot.com/

red orange yellow green BLUE indigo violet

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smoke and mirrors, crushed velour, guided tours, and fake veneers.
press forward. stop. reverse .
pushing pins and straying.
getting caught being clever. ill fitting scarlet letter.
post, paste and control z erase.
cutting edge, forward thought and never ever,

GET UP AND FIGHT. FIGHT FOR SOMETHING

fight for the battle of cuteness. the crusdae for awesome'ness.
the intergalactic quest agaisnt halatosis.
the congress to abolish the misuse of the word"PARTY"
the battallion too ban DARKSTAR
freedom to only skate on "FRONTSIDE FRIDAY". and to only shred frontside for 24 hours
the fellowship of farting
honk if you love BOOB's
wage a war on the color tan, khaki and beige
declare jihad on OLD NAVY POLAR FLEECE
fight for your right to party, sleep, echo, crank call, mis-spell, chew gum, rap, not recycle, eat meat.
these fucking dudes. are fighting and winning.

R S T L N E

life expierecnces can only be categorized by series of emotions.
there are scientifically only 5 human emotions.
GLAD, MAD, BAD, SAD and RAD.

put on the happy hat. and try to fight off feeling "GLAD"

all of these JACK-OFF tried to fight off "GLAD" and lost.

HAPPY HAT 6 YOU O

bad ideas...........

the great thing about bad ideas is that they always start out as "good ideas".
like when you were a kid and you had a contest too see who could _________ the most _______. or when you were in highschool and you bet your freind that you could __________ . that seemed like a great idea. or when you were just ______ and you thought that tattoo of __________ was the coolest. well.......you get the idea.

hey Noah, do you want to paint your ramp?